the-friction-in-your-jeans:

So I learned something today for all you UK Tumblr users: if ever you’re on the bus and there is some kind of incident you need to report, go up to the driver, let them know what has gone on and ask for something called an Inspector’s Ticket. Gives you the bus number, registration number, time, date, and basically all the information needed for the bus to be found so the police or whoever can quickly get access to the CCTV.

This. Is. So. Important.

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)

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hipslie:

If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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